Ladies and gentlemen of the radio and audience, this is ME, broadcasting from Port Smile, Happy-Go-Lucky Land, through the courtesy of Station H-E-A-L-T-H. The S.S. Vigorous came to an anchorage off Port Smile after a joyous, exciting voyage. One day at sea we described shapeless object drifting at a distance. This attracted our attention so we altered our course and found it was a mast of a ship that had evidently been wrecked; for there were the remains of ropes, by which the crew probably fastened themselves to this great spar, to keep from being washed off by the lashing waves.